Two 10 hour rides in a car listening to nothing but oldies music. Now some are struck in my head…..
Shit a Tumblrer would never say:
God, I love Facebook so much!
Mean Girls? Never heard of it...
Spongebob? That shit's for kids.
I have too many followers!
I went outside today.
Nutella is fucking disgusting
$49 for a theme? Seems reasonable!
Ew, gay people.
calling on the phone at 3 AM: Hey, are you awake?
me: No. I'm rescuing a cat from a tree.
after getting injured: Are you okay?
me: I'm walking on sunshine.
while crying: Are you okay?
me: I like the taste of my salty tears. It makes me happy.
after telling someone anything: REALLY?!! OMG
me: No. Fakely.